亲爱的,我们离婚吧!

>> Friday, 26 December 2008

差不多一年没见了,近来还好吗?有想念我吗?抱歉,我,没。为什么?这,我也回答不出来,毕竟我的脑袋不太灵光,脑细胞也似乎没连接好来……

说起来,呵,也很可悲,怎么认识了你6年,只有那么一两张合照?

结婚有多少年了,其实我也不太记得,我想,有四五年了吧?就在一个美好的白天你无端端成了我的老公,而粉红公主无端端成了我们的律师,在一两年后。

要知道,我什么也没签,什么也没答应!

说好要离婚多年了,但还是没行动。这可要问问我们可爱的律师了。

就在你18岁的生日,我想告诉你,离婚吧!外头的世界好大好大,更适合你我的人就在其中,不能随便让他/她溜走吧?

突然好奇,你有没背着我和其他人手牵手?我很忠心呵!只是初吻最近被菲菲偷走了,感觉,呃,无法形容。

噢,还有一件事忘了写:对不起对不起对不起,无法在你生日当天和你们玩,有事在身无法逃避。过几个月我再带你出去玩玩儿,好吗?

茵 - 生日快乐,分手快乐!

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On Christmas day,

>> Thursday, 25 December 2008

I love Christmas.

Not that I actually celebrate Christmas, but that Christmas songs are just so pleasant, so heartwarming, and so innocent. Like chicken soup.

And it was only today that Santa seem like a real person, like everyone believes they'll get something from Santa, but probably not through the chimneys and all.

Ahhhh, childhood.

Don't like the jam and sardine though. Anyways I don't think you cook chicken soup with jam and sardine eh?

I think I fell in love with a Santa who works in Ikea.

What a merry season to fall in love <3

Do you know what he (I'll give he/she/it the benefit of doubt cuz he/she/it was wearing a hideous Santa head) gave me for Christmas besides a blackcurrant sweet?

A rubber snake.

I was smitten.

Arrrgh. ;)

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We must SO have prom next year! I mean if you haven't been to a prom during high school you've never been a high school-er and it might as well be the last time we're able to be crazy and merry without being conscious of yourself (i.e. before you turn 20) and-

Fine. I just love the dresses.

Someday I'm gonna rob 1U. You wait for me Shopping Mall Guard sir!

I love Mega Sales.

What recession were you talking about again?

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To certain people they thought they read these words on my face:

THIS BEING BELONGS TO JESUS


No offence intended, please don't bash me during this merry season or else you won't get a present from Santa cuz you're NAUGHTY.

Merry X'mas and happy hols :D

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171208

>> Wednesday, 17 December 2008

This is what I've been doing this holidays:

  • Going online invisibly.
  • Eat. Gah.
  • Read.
  • Making yogurt. Seriously.
  • Sudoku-ing.
  • Thinking of a suitable dressing style to switch to. Hmmm.
  • Studying.
  • Developing horrible puffy panda eyes T_____T


I went swimming this morning OMG after centuries! x3 (I have Jessica Alba's bod, just in case you wanna know.)

This is what CHSians do during the holidays:
  • Study.
  • Study.
  • Study.

Can you guys like be more humane I feel like a devil x___O


Bolt

Pigeon 1: Does that dog look familiar?
Pigeon 2: Nope. Never seen him before in my life.
The second time this conversation was said (at the very end of the movie), it totally touched me.

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Brotherly

>> Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Crush, David Archuleta - on Hitz.TV

My brother is was so cute, I felt affection for him for a day :)

He seems protective of me!


Fear him.


I no longer crave for an elder brother :D

Now we know the future brother-in-laws will face some problems, hahaha.

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Hawtness keeps the world go round :D

Better People, India.Arie

Every girl deserves their share of romance, once in a while.

Romance in reality is too hard to find though, and too painful to keep. So I sought for the easy way out: RM7 for 2 hours.



Twilight is as boring and lame as how a romance fantasy gets.



When Edward first appeared the girls behind me were like *GASP*

At first sight I didn't think he was entirely hawt.



Cuz pale white skin and maroon, almost purple, lips is just so not hawt, despite being a 108-year-old Spanish vampire.

(YOU SHOULD SEE HOW HE PASSED THE BIOLOGY SPECIMEN TO BELLA HAHAHA DAMN CUTE)

But when he smiles,

Oh. Am. Gee.


or when he's being protective over Bella,

Oh. Am. Gee.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."


or when he's just being human,

Oh. Am. Gee.


he is just so Oh. Am. Gee. supergawddamndeliciously hawt.

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On a totally random note, while I was googling:



Gaspard Ulliel is Oh. Am. Gee. HAWT.

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